eagle has soared

i know, i know, i'm late with this news. but thankfully, that crooning racist eagle has soared his ass out of the white house!! woo hoo. bet he thought his job was safe. but then he realized that Bush is a huntin' man who will aim his rifle right between your eyes, no matter how protected an endangered species you may be.

i finished up the two-day outplacement seminar. it was aight. *think positive thoughts, Hildy*
a little depressing, but it offered some good info--except when the trainer suggested i catalogue ALL, EVERY SINGLE ONE, of my clips and leave a binder with all potential employers. errr, umm, no. unless i'm hell bent on not getting a job.